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“The Ghost Therapist”

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🚨 You’re Practically Invisible to Clients! 🚨

 

Right now, your marketing isn’t working...

because it doesn’t exist or isn’t structured to attract clients. If you’ve been relying on word-of-mouth or hoping that “just being a great therapist” will fill your practice, it’s time for a reality check. Clients today search for therapists online, and if they can’t find you—or worse, they find a half-baked website with no clear call to action—they’re going to book with someone else.

🔥 What’s Happening?

❌ You might not have a website, or if you do, it’s outdated or ineffective. Your copy isn’t making potential clients think, “Holy shit, I NEED to work with this therapist!”—it’s just giving them the facts. Right now, it’s more informational than impactful, missing the emotion and connection that actually gets them to book.
❌ SEO is a foreign language to you, so you aren’t showing up on Google.
❌ You aren’t actively posting or engaging on social media.
❌ You don’t have an email list or any way to nurture potential clients.
❌ You’re relying on referrals but don’t have a backup strategy when they slow down.

🚀 Quick Fixes to Get Clients Coming In:

Get a Simple, High-Converting Website – Even a few-page site with personalized, niche copywriting that makes clients FEEL something when they read it, and an easy way to book can change the game.
Start Showing Up on Google – Use basic SEO strategies, like writing content that includes your specialty + location (e.g., “trauma therapist in Denver”).
Pick ONE Social Media Platform – No need to be everywhere, but potential clients need to see you somewhere. Instagram, Facebook, or TikTok are solid options.
Make It Easy to Book You – Add a “Book a Free Consult” button or option to your site and profiles, create an automated scheduling link, and make sure your contact info is clear.


 

💡 Wondering why clients aren’t booking? Let me cut through the noise. With a Lazy Revamp, I’ll do a no-BS screen recording of your entire website and profiles (like Psych Today) and show you exactly what’s blocking your bookings.

Even if you’ve got ads running, one tiny tweak—your messaging, CTA, or site layout—could be the game-changer.

 

Get Your Lazy Revamp! 🚀