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Therapist website copywriting and Psych Today profile optimization service for mental health professionals looking to attract new clients.

🌟 The Lazy Pages Pack

 

(Done-For-You Copy + Psych Today Rotation)

Your website + Psych Today profile aren’t converting?

I’ll rewrite them so clients actually click “Book Now.”

 

Get a ready-to-go homepage + 3 rotating Psych Today profiles (with matching 15s video scripts) — all AI + SEO optimized and dripping with that Lazy Therapist magic that attracts cash-pay clients.

👉 Yes, Build My Lazy Pages Pack

Let’s be real: your site and Psych Today aren’t broken...

They just sound like every other therapist.

 

And clients don’t hire “generic therapy talk.”

They hire the therapist who makes them feel: 👉 “This person gets me.”

 

This pack takes the guesswork out.

No more writing, tweaking, or praying the algorithm blesses you.

I HAND YOU:

A homepage that sells without sleaze.

3 Psych Today profiles that rotate so you’re never stale.

Video scripts that make you stand out in 15 seconds flat.

How It Works (Simple as 1–2–3)

You Buy It. Checkout takes 60 seconds. Done.

You Fill Out a Short Intake. I grab the details that matter (no fluff).

I Deliver Your Pack.

In 2 weeks (or 7 days if you Fast-Track), you get polished copy you can paste in today.

Here’s exactly what you get inside The Lazy Pages Pack 👇

✅ Done-for-you Homepage Rewrite — conversion-optimized copy, layout notes, and exact CTAs that book cash-pay clients ($997 Value)

✅ 3 Psych Today Profiles (rotating set) — stay fresh in the search algorithm + attract different client angles ($597 Value)

✅ 3 Matching 15s Video Scripts — read word-for-word, drop on PT or socials, instantly stand out ($297 Value)

✅ SEO + AI Optimization baked in — keywords clients actually search, phrasing tuned for algorithms + humans ($497 Value)

✅ Copy/Paste Ready Format — text + layouts you can literally plug in today (no tech overwhelm) ($197 Value)

✅ Lazy Therapist Magic Layer — the unteachable edge that makes clients say: “Holy shit, this therapist gets me.” (Priceless 😉)

🎁 BONUS #1: Headline Vault10 homepage + PT headline options you can swap anytime ($297 Value)

🎁 BONUS #2: FAQ Swipe File12 ready-to-use client Q&A answers (money objections, therapy fears, “does this really work?”) ($197 Value)

🎁 BONUS #3: Wireframe Mapvisual homepage + PT outline showing exactly where each fix belongs ($497 Value)


Fast-Track Upgrade (optional): Get your Lazy Pages Pack in 7 business days instead of 2 weeks → +$97


 

Therapist Client
 

“This saved me months of trial and error. I plugged Amy’s copy into my site + Psych Today, and I had 4 consults booked in one week.

 

Turnaround & Delivery 

Standard Delivery:
2 weeks or less

Fast-Track Option:
7 business days (+$97)

👉 Plug, publish, and start booking.

Here’s exactly what you get inside The Lazy Pages Pack 👇

The Lazy Pages Pack

$597.00

 

Fast-Track Upgrade at Checkout ⚡

7 days delivery of your pages — +$97
Jump the line and get your pages in 7 business days instead of standard delivery (2 weeks or less).

 

💎 Total Value

= $4,870+

Today’s Price: $597

One new private-pay client basically covers this entire pack.

👉 Yes, Build My Lazy Pages Pack

🛡️ 100% Money-Back Guarantee

If you get your Lazy Pages Pack and don’t feel like it gives you a crystal-clear roadmap (and plug-and-play copy), email me within 7 days for a full refund. No stress. No games.


 

This is for therapists who are ready to stop blending in and start booking out.


WHETHER YOU'VE…
 

→ Been in practice for years and your site still looks DIY.

→ Just launched and your Psych Today profile sounds like everyone else’s.

→ Or realized your cookie-cutter copy is costing you consults.

 

👉 The Lazy Pages Pack gives you done-for-you words that convert browsers into cash-pay clients.

Done-for-you therapy website and Psychology Today profile content rewriting by The Lazy Therapist to increase client conversions.
👉 Yes, Build My Lazy Pages Pack